4 Funny Vegan Jokes

4 Funny Vegan Jokes

Have you noticed how serious the vegan lifestyle can be?

The beauty of life is you can usually find two sides of the same coin in majority of situations. Another way of looking at it is with universal law of duality. Picture a magnet with its negative and positive poles. Both sides make it whole.

This post is a little bit out of the ordinary; however let’s see your thoughts on these four vegan jokes that cracked me up the other day.

What do vegan zombies say?
– Graaaaaains! Graaaaaaains!

Lol, for real though.

Who actually stuck around to hear someone hear these vegan zombies say such a thing?

The real question is do vegan zombies really craves grains or eat vegans only?

It kind of makes you think of how tasty would carnivore-like humans be to a vegan zombie though. So much for cruelty-free as a vegan zombie, however let’s move to the next one.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because he saw the salad, dressing.

It’s all fun and games until a red tomato blush. If you actually sat there and really imagined a tomato blushing while looking at a salad dressing, then you’re as nuts as me lol. I’m still cracking up like who thinks or come up with this stuff though. Everytime you pick up the salad dressing and see tomatoes around, watch a memory of this post come up in your head lol. Let’s move on to the third vegan joke.

What did the lettuce say to the celery?
– Are you stalking me?

You can’t be serious. It’s all fun and games until you’re getting stalked by celery. Call a brother cheesy, however it could you imagine some form of lettuce saying something like that to a stalk of celery? First you have the tomato turning red because of salad dressing and now you gotta upset lettuce and doesn’t like celery be to close. This is what happens when plants have feelings. Client base Comedy Central all over. Let’s move on to the last vegan joke.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

For real?

First the tomato started blushing and now is going out with a prune because he couldn’t find a date. It kind of makes sense because dates taste so damn good. This doesn’t really help but I ate a few dates earlier so this is why the tomato probably can’t catch a break. Prunes require love too, so maybe the best.

The vegan jokes may seem cheesy, however those with the plant based or vegan lifestyle would find it more hilarious than most. Maybe because my sense of humor is high could be the reason I personally cracked up a little kid LOL.

What are vegan jokes you heard or read that you’d like to share?

Eat fruits and stay true to you.

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